A LADY CLEANIN OUR KITCHEN!? Its like a bizarro world.
in further cleaning/feminine related noose:
AM is vacuuming! and he seems to be having a hell of a time with it
CC just ate Kraft Dinner AND pot pies!! (but its okay because he 'skipped breakfast and lunch')
THE OCELOT is BLORGING LMFAO
PS READERSHIP
have u seen this site? www.omegle.com Its a chat room with a random stranger. Heres my convo:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: McCain 2008
You: Country First
Stranger: RON PAUL 2008 bitch
You: PALIN 2012
You: GORE 2016
You: VANCOUVER 2010
Stranger: THE DEVIL 2020
You: POLAND 1936
You: 1939 i mean
You: BOLSHEVIEK 1927
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: Communism ANYTIME
You: CUBA 1959
You: BAY OF PIGZ
You: wait a minnute, "STANGER" you say RON PAUL THEN COMMUNISIM???
You: WAT IS UP
You: ??
Stranger: the communism thing was a joke
Stranger: the ron paul wasn't
You: BOB BARR 2020
Stranger: I voted bob barr 2008
You: MALIA OBAMA 2024
Stranger: haha
You: really?
You: u voted barr?
Stranger: yes
You: oh man. are you at one of those tea parties rite nau?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOL INTERNET BLORG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOL INTERNET BLORG
Connecting to server...
ReplyDeleteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: sup
You: I AM GALACTUS. I AM INFINITY. YOUR PLANET WILL BE DEVOURED.
Stranger: :DDDDD
Stranger: ima gaius baltar
You: I AM GALAC- Gaius? Man, what's up?
You: I haven't seen you since that party last week!
Stranger: nuttin. drinking cylon blood now..
You: radical.
You: I'm bringing that back, btw. Ninja Turtles said it, now Galactus does.
Stranger: yes. this is my first time. but its good.
Stranger: oh turtles. my homies.
You: Yeah, man, but the Samurai Pizza cats had mor fur than any turtle ever had.
Stranger: most def
Stranger: nigga plzz i need a joint
Stranger: got weed?
You: I got... some gasoline. You could huff dat shit.
Stranger: sometimes even gaius needs a big hit from tha bong
Stranger: well gas is just fine
You: MCCAIN 2020. GALACTUS OUT.
You have disconnected.
Am I doin it rite?