eye one a coughy

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE. I am going to look the lady at tim hortons in the eye and be all one large coughy with milk pleze

Fun fax: Alex won a coughy too, but never claimed it. He says its a slippery slope towards communism. -- COMMUNISM!! --

URQUELLE MA BELLE - IN A NUTSHELLE

Today I'm beginning a weekly 'segment' on the-tat.blogspot.com. Its called "Urquelle" and is loosley based on the philosophy and wit of the infamous genetically-engineered (and later cloned) pretty-boy, Stephan Urquelle of Family Matters.


"When I find myself burdened by the troubles of the world, I try to cheer myself up by thinking about all the wonderful clothes I own" - Stephan Urkelle, Family Matters Season 5 Episode 8
Stephan gave us this gem when Laura accused him of being materialistic and vain. I believe the Steve Urkel/Stephan Urkelle dichotomy is meant to represent homosexuals in the 1990s. Evidence: Steve tries to find a new identity for himself, and once he does, he finds he fails to win Laura's love even worse than before. I think perhaps Joëlle Bedneuald said it best in the most recent McGill Daily:

"identity politics is part and parcel of the neoliberal moment in that both ideologies place individual identities over collective solidarities; this deviates our energies away from working toward a concrete understanding of systems of oppression"

(Wow, No', you've associated yourself with some real winners)

YOR THOTS?

Breakfast Library Saturday

Its thyme to be studyin for exams! Stop reading my blorg!
Go study!
Remember, whenever you're watching TV or eating breakfast or taking your dog for a walk or blogging, ASIANS are studying hard to take your place in grad/med/law school or jobs. CASE IN POINT: since I started writing this post, two asians have occupied those empty seats.

FUN FAX
Green eggs and ham by Dr Seuss contains only one multi-syllabic word: "anywhere". It occurs eight times.

F.L.A.C.= For Losers and Audio Chumps

Alex and I did the second of two experiments today; we played the same song twice in a row, but in mp3 and FLAC (free lossless audio codec). Both times Alex (A music technology student) was unable to tell the difference between the two formats. FLAC is supposed to be noticeably cleaner then mp3, and as a result it takes up about four times as much space.

We used Modest Mouse and Sigur Ros to test.

Incidentally, Alex dislikes both of those bands. BUT THIS IS NOT A MUZIK BLORG SO IF U WANT WON OF THOSE GO HERE
www.whereisjoe.blogspot.com
Joe, if you're reading this, Alex Colin and I all wish you the best - wherever u r

The MYST UREA THE CIGARETTE BUTTE

continues!


OK GUISE SERIOUSLY WAT IS GOING ON HAR?

another cigarette on the balcony. Nau this is a different one from before - not that the filter is not colored, but rather white. We have also been able to rule out Alisse as the smoker, since she has not been here recently.

SO I AXE U

Hau to catch a smoker? Well the ocelot still has some tricks up his sleeve. He can't say what they is, because Alex and C0l1n would get wise to him. BUT WE WILL SEE IF THE BIRD CATCHES THE WORM

FAUNA IN DA SAUNA

Sup bitches

Alex, Colin and I are ten kinds of relaxed, since we just had an HELL OF sauna and pool. We just punched in the access code - 235 (o shit I hope homeless people don't read this blog).

Now Natalie, - and I KNOW U READ THIS BLORG - we agreed that you should have been in there too, but that you would have found it awkward.

DAS IST GOOD 'TAT!

BEER DRAWER

Vegetables? HOPS AND BARELY BITCHES! (and uh - yeast?) We got beer in da crisper, and we dont care WHO knows it. Other newz: Colin has a big presentation on microsoft today! DONT FAIL COLON lol

(ALSO HAPPY WORLD WATER DAY) -

COLIN IS DRINKING HOT DR PEPPER FOR BREAKFAST. Loyal tat readership (and Peter) may remember a similar event back in the winter, after a Jock Jam game:





So I ask you, "readership"; which is better: HOT BEER or HOT DR PEPPER????

THE MYSTERI OF THE CIGARETTE BUTT

Who is smoking on our balcony? Is it CC, who is known to have cigars on occasion? Is it The Ocelot, who has no regard for health or hygiene? Or chronically stressed AM who needs to suck ash to calm his nerves?

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS: in...

THE MISTERY OF THE SIGARET BUT

SOME FOOL BE SMOKIN OUT DA WINDOW

NOT SO QUIET RIOT

SHIT SON ITS DON OF THE DEAD! a horde of snarling ragged zombies shuffling up sherbrooke street! Oh wait its french protesters :(. Of note:
-lots of "Fuck la police"
-we saw people graffitiing "fuck la police" (Translation: "Fuck the police")
-they pushed a dumpster out into an intersection to block traffic
-they lit a garbage can on fire and put in in the middle of the Sherbrooke/St Laurent intersection. (the fire department put it out)
-there were definitely homeless people among them
-there were police choppers circling
-after they passed us, a minivan and an armoured truck full of riot-gear police with helmets and everything sped by. My guess is at that point they would have been about at Sherbrooke and University. Maybe some shit went down there- I should have stayed at the library to see!

also colin and alisse: [I]Dr Pepper???[/I] DAMN THATS VINTAGE

HAY GUISE
wondering hau my clan match went? We won! But it wasn't a really fair fight, the other team didn't have a full squad. At one point I think it was 6 on 4. (Coming from J. Jam, we know how that is amirite!)

Today was a big day for house competition, the usual hockey-favorite Colon was TROUNCED in round-robins of 3 on 3 NHL arcade. First The Ocelot came back from a loss to take the first round, with an exciting 4-1 win over AM. Then AM made off with the second round, not losing a single match. Colon expressed his admiration.

Pictured above is the new score sheet above the oven. All events will be recorded there from now on!

colin, Im sorry, I broke your blue casserole dish.

I heated it up rul hot in the oven, then put it in the sink, and poured cold water on it. It burst like alderan (see below)

OH MAN - A. and I were on PS Home, just chillin, - lolling at social networking nerds dressed as hot asian girls when we asked some dude how cool he was. HE SAID: OVER 9000. Nao for those of you who don't know what that is, good for you. For everyone else: the rest of the convo was as follows
him - pools closed
me - due to aids?
him - rules one and two
me - man I wish I didn't know what all this meant
him - an hero then
me - g2g! ttyl gg tho lol ;P


OH MAN INTERNET!