BINGE AND PURGE

AM and I are purging out the apartment like it's Mary Kate Olsen. We faund some lol stuff! Of note: C.C.'s TIME CAPSULE from FRESHMAN YEAR!!

The contents include:

-Old hockey games recorded onto VHS
-a "BASc first year of admission" notebook with the note "Chem midterm: review tomorrow"
-Tons of old laminated cards advertising parties!

---HERES ANOTHOER LOL THING WE FOUND---

Its a USB powered lamp. Yep. Nothing else to say except that its awesome. In case you can't tell, its the black wire thing plugged into the side of my laptop.
(PS NOTE MY BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL IN THAT PIC!)


now heres AM:
A mathematician, a physician, and a psychic walk into a bar. the Mathematician orders a triple sec with a twist, and the psychic says "No pun intended!".
POST-HUMOR AM.

HOLY SHIT look at this pic: I AM BINGEING ON FOURTH WALLS

URQUELLE et ELLE, si Belle!

Laura, the magic of Disneyland has washed over me, in an awesome wave.




you are the sun the rain and the winds that flower of my soul. i love you more than life itself. will you marry me?




*GASP*



"I will"



*Crowd cheers*


see? DREAMS COME TRU. LIKE THIS ONE: the ocelot is done @ McG U. Its about fucking time! ttyl lol.
AM is done too, but his summer vacation is only two hours long (enough time to eat a pizza, then he's got to read some research papers for some bullshit computer thing. WHO CARES?
CC is still studying his little heart out.

update on CC beard-watch: CC's beard has taken on the density and texture of an SOS sponge.

omg lol

http://twitter.com/MaxTennessen

Faucet troubles :( -- PART 2 --

Yo dogs
The faucet in our bathroom is leakin worse. Now it fills a measuring cup in 4 minutes, 15 seconds. but on the plus side, AM CLEANED A MEASURING CUP! That girl who's subletting from CC is going to be in for SUCH A FUCKING ORDEAL trying to turn off the water after she washes her hands.
BY THE WAY I am living with her for a week. I am completely unprepared to live with a girl, ESPECIALLY A STRANGER.

I ASK AM IF HE HAS ANYTHING TO SAY: AM says: "nah, is it done?"

-----I will be digitally altering the photos of AM yesterday and the day before. He has cited privacy concerns. CHECK THEM OUT! (below)---

yes Lee I am blogging about it

GOT MY SPICE RACK BACK FROM LF


-Snoop bloggy blogg

PS this is AM: a (he just wrote some html, and I have no idea what it will do!

hey I see we have a second follower - welcome no!

NAU HARS ALEX WALKING TO SCHOOL

ocelot's note: at the request of the subject, I have digitally altered this photograph to protect AM's privacy. because he is a celebrity, and wants to avoid paparazzi.


and it might be the last time! because SWINE FLU has invaded our city. FUCKING PIGS. YOU KNOW WHO EYE BLAME??

So, friends, since everyone who reads this blorg now lives in a swine flu quarantine zone, please purelle and wear a face mask. If people are reading this post long after swine flu has transformed the world into zombie-pigs, then let it be known that I, THE OCELOT, did my part to save the world by raising awareness.

HERES ALEX WALKING HOME

ocelot's note: at the request of AM, I have digitally altered this photo to protect his identity. Because he is a super-hero.



Alex is STILL unaware he was being watched! (unless of course youre reading this now, alex, in which case, go check the stove, I think your waters boiiling).

holy fuck swine flu outbreak in Nova Scotia!

yo doggs

up in the tat we have been yoyoing like yoyo yogis. My mom gave me a yoyo like a month ago, and I plum forgot to use it! Nau its ALL WE DO. We take shifts - CC gets it on prime hours of the day (1am, 2am, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23)l AM gets it on multiples of four (4am, 8am, 12, 16, 20, 24) and I get it on multiples of 2 which are not also multiples of four, and excluding 2 itself (6am, 10am, 14, 18, 22). Its a fair system. The arrangement for the next leap-second day (Dec 31st, 2010) involves fractal algorithms.

ANYWAY WE DONT STUDY WE FUCKING YOYO

Alisee, you're our heroin

A LADY CLEANIN OUR KITCHEN!? Its like a bizarro world.

in further cleaning/feminine related noose:

AM is vacuuming! and he seems to be having a hell of a time with it
CC just ate Kraft Dinner AND pot pies!! (but its okay because he 'skipped breakfast and lunch')
THE OCELOT is BLORGING LMFAO

PS READERSHIP
have u seen this site? www.omegle.com Its a chat room with a random stranger. Heres my convo:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: McCain 2008

You: Country First

Stranger: RON PAUL 2008 bitch

You: PALIN 2012

You: GORE 2016

You: VANCOUVER 2010

Stranger: THE DEVIL 2020

You: POLAND 1936

You: 1939 i mean

You: BOLSHEVIEK 1927

Stranger: hell yeah

Stranger: Communism ANYTIME

You: CUBA 1959

You: BAY OF PIGZ

You: wait a minnute, "STANGER" you say RON PAUL THEN COMMUNISIM???

You: WAT IS UP

You: ??

Stranger: the communism thing was a joke

Stranger: the ron paul wasn't

You: BOB BARR 2020

Stranger: I voted bob barr 2008

You: MALIA OBAMA 2024

Stranger: haha

You: really?

You: u voted barr?

Stranger: yes

You: oh man. are you at one of those tea parties rite nau?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL INTERNET BLORG

The Tat's filling up with feelings!

OUR bathroom sink FAUCET is brokin! Motherfucker filled up ASS HIGH in like an hour from just a steady drip!! WE ARE WASTING WATER LIKE CUNTS!
Common, guise, together we can save the planet! Fix your leaky faucets! Just like the bathrooms at McGill!

One other thing thats overflowing is the raw emotion in the tat.

SUSPENSE: CC eats a new beans-based dinner every night what will it be this time? Try to guess!
ACTION: AM doesn't know what to do with himself when he doesn't need to study!
ROMANCE: the ocelot missed an exam :( so now he's been seeing ZELDA GHAN every day!

SURPRISE! a THIRD THING is filling up in the tat!
Laura Winslow's (Kellie Shangye Williams) HOT BODIn this scene, Steve is saving Laura from drowning. The part where she gets out of the pool is spectacular.

Physical Comedy- great comedy, or greatest comedy?

GO WITH GOD

wastin hour LIEvs

HAY ALLAH U READERZ;

LOOK AT THIS
Laura's haircut in the sexth season of Familah Matters :


IS IT THE SAME AS "jane" (from the beavis and butthead spinoff "Daria")?

N>E>WAY get the fcuk back to studying! AM puts in eight hours a day at his lab, colon I assume is working, and so should you be, but THE OCELOT CANNOT BE TAMED.

[[ALSO SHOOT-OUT 2 MAYA, who helps me with my sin tax

(and for whom I made this three years ago!)]]

DOG BLOG

Study night in the tat. AM is home after a long lab day - he's makin dogs (pictured above). The Ocelot had curry for dinner, and Colin had Punjabi mix. What the fuck is punjabi mix? Basically dry peas and crackers.

props to Colin, who came up with the title of this post.

Arise! For culture!

"Il n’y a que deux chemins possibles : le chemin de la dépendance fiscale, de la
dépendance financière, de la dépendance au pétrole ou le chemin de
l’indépendance fiscale, de l’indépendance financière, de l’indépendance face au
pétrole. Le seul chemin de l’indépendance, c’est le chemin de la souveraineté du
Québec.
Merci. MOTHAFUCKAH"

I was hangin out with the landlord (Sonia) today, she was smokin a cigarette outside the door. Some french kid walked by with a signpost he had apparently pulled off a building or something. He hit it against a fire hydrant, and yelled "Declenchez la rage! Release your anger!". In spite of this suggestion, neither Sonia nor I made any obvious move to release our angers or to declench them.

ps some rez kids came and looked at the 'tat today. Sonia said "dont worry it will be clean when you get it. Spic and Span".

our time

The guys down at the locker room were pretty surprised to learn that Eddie (The E-Man) Winslow is a virgin!

But in the end, we realized that girls aren't points on a scorecard.














Needless to say, the Peurto Rican kid (whose character doesn't have a name) lost a lot of our respect. Maybe we all learned something from Steve, Eddie and the gang.

Sometimes the ups and downs of Urkle and the Winslow family every weekday at 4:30 makes me feel that... family matters.


FAMILA MATTRESS IS MILLAH BROYET PODUKSHUN. AN' IS DISTRABUTED BAH -- LORIMAH DOMESTK TELEVZN DISTRIBUSHUN!!

shaut aut

TAT FAKTZ:
-Colin got food poisoned by Place Milton; Hes vommin and has like ten ginger-ales and gatorades in the fridge. He opened the cap to let it go flat - as per his mom's instructions. Colin's mom JC, I hope to meet you one day. N_E_WAI LET DIS BEE A WARNING 4 U: PLACE MILTON IS FULLA MORE THAN JUST HUNG OVER STUDENTS AND GAY MEN: IS FULLA DISEASE!
-Alex beat me at NHL 3 on 3 arcade (4-5). and ladies; HES SINGLE LIKE A SLICE OF KRAFT CHEESE (which the french call "fromage american")
-The Ocelot is spending his exam study time watching TV and playing "video"-games as usual. FUCK MED SKUL

-----also:---

YO DOGS
Some cool guy makes videos about comic book characters and posts them on youtube. THIS MAY OR MAY NOT INTEREST U. BUt seriously check out his youtube profile in about a month to see an incredible rap-music video,

BROOMISCOPE

DA BROOMISCOPE. This is how we do!
To resolve the mystery of the cigarette butt, we decided to investigate our upstairs neighbors. We made this device. It is a camera taped to a broomhandle. This morning I turned its self timer on and held it up to the balcony above us.

THE RESULTS?

Our neighbors have NO SIGARET BUTS on their balcony! Also they wear sandals. Now that I have ruled out one neighbor, I conclude that it is either Alex or Colin who smokes. I'm thinking Colin. FUCK YOU COLIN -YOU"RE STILL IN FUCKING BED WAKE THE FUCK UP also hi alisse

THE METAMORPHOSIS

"When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin." - Franz Kafka

The recycling has been weighing heavy on my mind. This is it:



















Boxes of Special K, tomato soup cans: its like a graveyard of yesterday's meals.
IM BEGINNING TO SEE RECYCLING EVERYWHERE
We see each other as milk cartons and old beer bottles.
Today, A , C and I took all the recycling down to the garage. A guy looked at use weird in the elevator. OUR LIVING ROOM IS BACK FROM THE DEAD.

but 4 how long???
theres a box of eggos in the freezer thats going to be empty soon...

THE MASTERY OF THESE GARETTE BUTT

RE-CONTINUES...


















people of earth:
ANOTHER smoke has found its way onto our balcony. The masterious part: its a different brand again! Its a Belmont. the last one was Pall Malls, and before that, something with an orange filter.

We have since begun construction on what I call the Broomiscope (MOORE ON THIS LATER - stay tuned!). This may reveal critical informations.

IN OTHER NOOSE
The Ocelot has been practicing his dipthongs; AM has been programming; CC has been writing economics papers. WHAT HA VIEW BIN DUNE?

PS: If Chris W. reads this blorg, he will be happy to see that the bottle of Malibu is still there.

Alex is a Hacker

'Sup bitches

In light of recent allegations about Julia Styles, we decided to do our research. BECAUSE SOMEONE U NO MAY BE A HACKER

Take the test:
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?
2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
3. Has your child asked for new hardware?
4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
6. Does your son use Quake?
7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?
10. Is your son struggling academically?


AM is TOTALLY obsessed with "Lunix"

Julia Styles is a Hacker

'Sup bitches,

check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7tazcxWUwk










quote of the day: "Social media is like teen sex... Everyone wants to do it. No one actually knows how. When finally done, there is surprise it's not better."